Did I say Masala Zone in Camden enough to be the Number 1 hits do you think?
This sounds like a job for.....
*dons glasses and puts hair in bun held in place with a pencil*
"Masala Zone in Camden" does not reveal your post on any of the first 3 pages.
"Masala Zone Camden review" gets you the last link on the first page! Go you!
Go me! I win at mean spirited reviewing!
Ruin MY lunch, will you, Masala Zone in Camden?
You come up on Page 3 of google for it.
Damn I am going to have to do some work soon.
I wonder if I'm number one for any searches...
Besides "flywingedmonkey", obviously
there is a very nice curry house in Soho.
opposite the Ampsterdam bookshop.
twas yummy and reasonably priced.
and what was i doing in soho i hear you ask
What were you doing in Soho?
Good hearing there.
I have lunked (is that a word) to one site, called http://www.welovelocal.com/
with my review. Perhaps I should do more...
Or PERHAPS I should do some work...
2008-07-10 01:59 pm (UTC)
Masala Zone, Camden
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention; was that Masala Zone in Camden?
THE Masala Zone, Camden.
The Masala Zone in Camden that advertises "any meal on the menu for £5.95"?
I have never been to the Masal Zone in Camden and I am not likely now, ever to go to the Masala Zone in Camden. Why would anyone even think to go to the Masala Zone in Camden if it's that bad.
If you hadn't got enough hits on the Masal Zone in Camden before, that will tip you over the top.
2008-07-10 02:07 pm (UTC)
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You hear/read that, Masala Zone in Camden? YOU HEAR/READ THAT, Masala Zone in Camden?!! That is the beepy sound of your virtual destruction, Masala Zone in Camden!!!
Lukewarm yes, but reviewer agrees with me on the low quality of the chicken in Masala Zone, Camden. I am glad that they in Masala Zone (its in Camden!) are indeed shit and were not just shit for me.
Because THAT shit would start to get personal
2008-07-10 02:22 pm (UTC)
Masala Zone in Camden - bad review.
A pretty damming review of the Masala Zone in Camden, near the Lock in Camden, where the restaurant that is the Masala Zone is. Quite close to Camden Market and Stables, if it's Masala Zone in Camden, right?
Sounds an awful place!
Nathan, the Toxic Pixie
They will rue the day. RUE THE DAY!!!
I can hear them
Yes. Go to Thai place NW1 on Parkway instead.
See that Masala Zone, Camden? That could have been a nice review of you! But no! No nice review for you, Masala Zone, Camden! Because you SUCK!
A review of Masala Zone in Camden you say? A bad review of Masala Zone in Camden?!!
Well were I to visit a Masala Zone I would not now visit Masala Zone in Camden after that review!
You people catch on quick!
Quick and MEAN, that's why I like you
Ah, I see, so Masala Zone in Camden are probably not the best for Masala, especially not in a zone, and not in Camden.
Would it be fair to say that if you found yourself in Camden, Masala Zone would not be the place to eat that you'd recomend!
I trust that you now are an expert on Masala Zone in Camden, in fact an expert on, Masala, zones and Camden.
Now I fancy curry.
But not from Masala Zone in Camden, obviously.
For they are RUBBISH!!!
Just think what I do to people to cross me properly
Search engines are teh scuk, according to Google, Karen Lilley's link to your review rates 1 page higher than your actual review.
How odd. Well as long as they get to my vitriol eventually!
See you tomorrow!
2008-07-10 04:04 pm (UTC)
Re your review of Masala Zone in Camden
Hello, you may have seen me on emmelinemay
's LJ, I took the liberty of posting a link from my LJ to your review of Masala Zone in Camden.
One of my LJ friends has since posted your review of Masala Zone in Camden to stumbleupon, who may also wish to know that if you want food in Camden, not to visit Masala Zone, but to go to NW1 instead. I hope this meets with your approval!
2008-07-10 04:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Re your review of Masala Zone in Camden
And when I say NW1, of course I mean Thai Place, NW1. Not to be confused with Masala Zone in Camden, NW1, which is to be avoided at all costs.
"Thank you for submitting a review for Masala Zone - Camden Town.
You will be notified by email when your review is published to the site."
Restaurant chain closed by angry web phenomenon
You're up to 14.
I think you should have mentioned the name Masala Zone in Camden in the title of the post. To get more semantic weight. Or something like that - it's been a while since I rigged search engines professionally